Madonna with Child, Sts Giovannino and Barbara

Madonna with Child, Sts John and Barbara
By Daniele da Volterra
c. 1548
Oil on canvas
Private collection

Here we see Squishy and Mary discreetly unroll a scroll, while Saint John reads:

Dear Saint Barbara,

You are experiencing a wardrobe malfunction and may wish to adjust your top.

All the best,

Squishy, Mary and Saint J.