Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Gallerie dell'Accademia, Venice, Italy
I couldn't find a date for this painting but I believe it was made during the Pure Cartilage Appendage Age, you know, that time when people didn't have joints in their fingers or toes/
Monday, July 21, 2014
By Carlo Crivelli
Painting on panel
National Gallery of Art, Washington, USA
SQUISHY: Yo! This apple is bigger than my head!
MARY: I wish the painter wouldn't make the stomach part of my dress look like a subliminal vagina.....
DONOR (lower left): Gah--why am I so tiny?!?!!? Next time I'm paying enough to at least be as tall as Mary's knee.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
By Priamo della Quercia
Pinacoteca, Volterra, Italy
So, what do you do when your baby has a backward's head and male pattern baldness? Give the kid a mini castle and a feather!