Thursday, May 31, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Detail of an altar wing from a fragment of a Chapel in Cham (Canton train)
Swiss National Museum, Zurich
Yo Mary: I know you're a virgin and all, but didn't anyone tell you you're supposed to wear the fetus on the inside?
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
By Jan Cornelisz Vermeyen
Painting on oak, 66.5 x 50.5 cm
Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna
This painting is awesomesauce! What's with the weird naked baby holding a diaper in front the fire? And the cat--have you ever seen a cat in a nativity before?
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
By Hans Leonhard Schäufelein
Painting on wood, 132 × 120 cm
Look beyond Mary's ginormous halo to the two guys gossiping in the wall hole. They're saying "have you ever in you entire life seen such a ugly ox and ass? Like where are that ox's horn coming from?!!!"
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Oil on canvas, 84 x 100 cm
ST. CATHERINE to Squishy: Okay, According to tradition, you have to marry me as an infant. How about I marry you when you lose 20 pounds, deal?
SQUISHY to St. Catherine: Bitch please. President Obama says he doesn't care who I marry. Screw tradition. You hear that, St. John?
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
By Andrea Previtali
Oil on wood, 53.3 x 69.2 cm
MARY (to Friar): Dude! How do you get your hair like that? It's like an eyebrow wax on your head!! Can I touch it?
Sunday, May 6, 2012
By Upper Rhenish Master
Oil on panel, 23 1/4" x 14 1/2"
Private collection, NY
OX AND ASS: WTF is going on with the perspective in this painting?!?!?!
Friday, May 4, 2012
Thursday, May 3, 2012
In the style Filippino Lippi
Tempera & oil on panel, 90.1 x 89 cm
National Museums of Liverpool
Oh you know, just hanging in transparent lingerie, holding a giant coffee bean. Another day in the life of the son of God....