Sunday, December 29, 2013
By Esteban Murillo
Oil on canvas, 86.22 x 71.65 "
Museum of Fine Arts, Budapest, Hungary
PILGRIMS: Hey kid, don't you have any gluten free bread?
Thursday, December 26, 2013
By Master of the Castello Nativity
il on panel, 26.6 x 18.5"
Lower Saxony State Museum, Hannover, Germany
SQUISHY: All of you people out there laughing at the size of my equipment are going straight to H-E-double hockey stick!
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
By Dieric Bouts the Elder
Oil on wood, 80 x 56 cm
Musee del Prado, Madrid
SQUISHY: Hey guys....guys?!?!!? Considering that it's my birthday, don't you think I could lie on something, just, like, an old towel? Even a bit of hay?
Friday, December 20, 2013
By Jean-Léon Gérôme
New Mexico just became the 17th state to legalize gay marriage. Every naked savior kiss your favorite camel-skin wearing bestie in celebration!!!
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Monday, December 16, 2013
by Simone Martini (in 1310) and Cenni di Francesco (in 1413)
Church of San Lorenzo al Ponte and San Gimignano, San Gimignano, Italy
Well I don't know about you but this Christmas I'm decorating with a wreath of musical angels.
Friday, December 13, 2013
late 12th century
From an English psalter
Illumination on parchment, 261 x 175 mm
Is Mary carrying baby Jesus or is that a blue umbrella with a halo?
And, hmmm, are those....yes, those are testicles slung over Joseph's walking stick!
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Monday, December 9, 2013
Friday, December 6, 2013
1515 - 20
Tempera and oil on panel, 157 x 122 cm
Pinacoteca Ambrosiana, Milan, Italy
Oh you know, just hanging out, reaching for a tiny naked statue while another naked dude and a gigantic frog fall dead at my feet...another day in the life of everyone's favorite savior.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Monday, December 2, 2013
Oil on canvas, 92 x 133 cm
Prado Museum, Madrid, Spain
The guy on the right is either:
A: Having a wardrobe malfunction
B: A flasher