Thursday, August 30, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
By Geburt Christi
Swiss National Museum, Zurich
I'm retitling this The 70's Craft Birth of Jesus. Check out Squishy's wild macramé crib! And the manger is totally pot latch! And didn't everyone have that background wallpaper in their bathroom in the 70's?
If you look really, really close I bet there's a beer can hat somewhere in this painting....
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Illumination from the Waldburg-Gebetbuch Prayer Book
ST. CHRISTOPHER: Could you please move your junk a little farther from my nose?
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Friday, August 17, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
By workshop of Bernardino Luini
between 1550 and 1600
Oil on poplar wood, 96.7 × 54."
Brooklyn Museum, Brooklyn USA
SQUISHY: People, I am The Savior: Lollapalooza comes to me.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
By Flemish Master
First half of the 16th century
Oil on panel
Wilanów Palace Museum, Warsaw, Poland
I don't know about you, but when I think "Madonna and Child" I always think "muscle-bound nude Jesus with double-chin balancing on one foot and his mom's boob while holding a pear."
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
By Circle of Georges de la Tour
Oil on canvas, 45.5 × 37.6"
Basilica of St. Philip Neri, Studzianna
Were there bedzazzlers in 1620? Because someone in the circle of Geoges de la Tour bedazzled the living bajeezuz out of this painting.