Rest on the Flight into Egypt
Attributed to Michele Cavaro
Detail from the central panel of Triptych of the Consolation
Pinacoteca Nazionale, Cagliari, Italy Got a mom addicted to self-tanning and a boob in your mouth?Put a bird on it.
Salvation of a Man Under a Sled
Unknown Austrian Painter
1800 Salzburg Museum, Salzburg, Austria In my many years of keen Squishy Jesus observation this is a first: Squishy intervening to save a man under a sled. I'm telling you people, the genre just keeps on giving.
Flight into Egypt
Detail from the from the Tapisseries de la Vierge Tapestry in the Collégiale Notre-Dame, Beaune, France Mary's stoned, Jesus is dressed as a lil' nun, and the ass is having a giggle about the whole silly situation.
The Madonna and Child
By Pellegrino di Mariano
That's probably a peace sign Squishy is making, but it looks more like air quotes...and, is he doing wall squats? Most likely to reduce his thighs, which are suspiciously similar to hanging pig legs I saw all over Spain. Jamon anyone?