Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Illuminated manuscript detail from Codex Vindobonensis Palatinus
Österreichische Nationalbibliothe, Vienna, Austria
Notice how, just as Squishy's junk is going under the knife, the building he's in is growing a boner of it's own, as if in sympathy.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
By an unknown Dutch artist
I can't tell if Joseph is wearing a tiny top hat, or if that's just an awkwardly rendered halo. At any rate, Squishy is looking fab. Werq it girl!
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
By an unknown artist from Belarus
ST. JOHN: Hmmm....should I keep the hairstyle?
MARY: I'm soooooo stoned.
SQUISHY: Ah, this silver-plated swaddling is surprisingly comfortable!
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Illuminated manuscript, detail from Codex Claustroneoburgensis
Stiftsbibliothek Library, Klosterneubur, Austria
So, if Hallmark every wants to start a line of Happy Good Friday cards, I know where they can get some inspiration...
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Detail of an illumination from the Gospel according to John
Bernward Evangeliar Hildesheim
People, I look at pictures of Squishy Jesus everyday. Sure, I've seen him wrapped up like a carrot, but never ever ever have I seem a nativity with sea monsters!!!!
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
By Pietro di Domenico
Pinacoteca Nazionale, Siena, Italy
ST. JEROME: Wait, before you say it, Duck Dynasty copied me, not the other way around.
SQUISHY: I stole my mom's flesh colored body suit--think she'll notice?
ST. ANTHONY: See this pink thing I'm holding? Well it's my tongue. Hope you suckas didn't just finish your lunch, heh heh heh.