Adoration of the MagiBy Conrad von Soest
1420
Tempera on wood, 140 × 95 cm
St. Mary's Church, Dortmund
GUY ON LEFT: Damn Jesus--what happened to your junk???? Looks like you're missing a couple essential details there.
SQUISHY: I backhand you for your impertinence, you long-nose scum.
MARY: I get the biggest halo. Ha ha ha, losers!
KNEELING FOOT KISSER: Hmmm, smells like incense, tastes like chicken.
GUY IN BLACK COAT: Hope no one notices I'm wearing a toupee.....
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