Nativity of Christ
By Simone dei Crocifissi
Tempera on wood, 47x25 cm
Uffizi Gallery, Florence, Italy
ANGEL (upper right, in red): So my lower body is supposed to be a cloud, but I wonder if that shepherd down there thinks he's looking up my tutu? Oh hey there!
SHEPHERD: Hey girl!
OX: FOR THE LOVE OF YAHWEH TAKE THIS ROPE OFF MY NECK!!!!!!!!