Saturday, September 28, 2013

Nativity of Christ

 Nativity of Christ
 By Simone dei Crocifissi
1380
Tempera on wood, 47x25 cm
Uffizi Gallery, Florence, Italy

ANGEL (upper right, in red): So my lower body is supposed to be a cloud, but I wonder if that shepherd down there thinks he's looking up my tutu?  Oh hey there!

SHEPHERD: Hey girl!

OX: FOR THE LOVE OF YAHWEH TAKE THIS ROPE OFF MY NECK!!!!!!!!





Thursday, September 26, 2013

The Virgin and Child with the Venerable Brother Francisco del Niño Jesús Blessing a Youth

The Virgin and Child with the Venerable Brother Francisco del Niño Jesús Blessing a Youth
By Juan Sariñena
1607
Real Colegio Seminario del Corpus Christi, Valencia, Spain

Mother and son: killing it with the eyebrow pencil.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child
By Simon Vouet

Christ child or flotation device?

Friday, September 20, 2013

St. Anne, Mary and Christ Child

St. Anne, Mary and Christ Child
16th Century

AKA The Didn't I See you in National Geographic? Holy Family


Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Holy Family

Holy Family
By Marcello Venusti
1565
National Gallery, London, UK

SQUISHY: Imma be real real with ya'll: it's too damn early for this Holy Bible bizness.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Adoration of the Magi

Adoration of the Magi
12th century, third quarter  
English Psalter on parchment

Exhibit A on how medieval art never fails to entertain.  Do you dig the three surprised Kings?  Did you notice the subliminal boobs formed by the pink towers on top?



Saturday, September 14, 2013

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child
By Cesare Vecellio

The Great Dane of baby Jesus's.


Thursday, September 12, 2013

Virgin and Child

Virgin and Child
By George Nicholson
1930
Print on papyrus, 162 x 126 millimeters
British Museum, London, UK

You werq it Squishy!


Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Adoration of the Magi

Adoration of the Magi
Detail from an illuminated manuscript

Adoration of the "Meh" Magi.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child
By Maesto di San Jacopo a Mucciana
1410-20
Musei Civici, Pesaro, Italy

LOST: right breast of virgin mother.  Last seen inside red gown.  Please return immediately if found.  Eternal reward.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Presentation of Jesus at the Temple

Presentation of Jesus at the Temple (detail)
By Ambrogio Lorenzetti
1342
Oil on panel, 257 × 168 cm
Galleria degli Uffizi, Florence, Italy

Don't ever get old, kid.  Adults have scary wrinkles.


Monday, September 2, 2013

The Adoration of the Magi

The Adoration of the Magi
Mid 15th Century
Illumination detail from a book of hours, use of Rome

While everyone's busy offering Squishy gifts, Joseph takes advantage of a little down time to grill out on his hibachi.  Happy Labor Day everyone!

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Virgin Enthroned with Child

Virgin Enthroned with Child
12th century, third quarter
Manuscript illumination on parchment

Please oh please will someone buy me this chair?  There's a giant fleu-de-lis in it for you.