Birth of Christ

Birth of Christ
By Hans Leonhard Schäufelein
1506-07
Painting on wood, 132 × 120 cm

Look beyond Mary's ginormous halo to the two guys gossiping in the wall hole.  They're saying "have you ever in you entire life seen such a ugly ox and ass?  Like where are that ox's horn coming from?!!!"

Squishy is in good form, though, in a classic cheesecake pose.