Schöne Maria

Shone Maria
By Albrecht Altdorfer
Painting on wood
Stiftskirche St. Johann, Regensburg, Germany

Allright! Is everybody ready? Mary, Jesus: go pose in front of the spiral cut ham.

Excellent! Now Mary, could you please adjust your son's toupee a bit? Nice.

Give us a peace sign Jesus. And one, two, three, cheeeeeeseeeeee!