By Albrecht Altdorfer
Painting on wood
Stiftskirche St. Johann, Regensburg, Germany
Allright! Is everybody ready? Mary, Jesus: go pose in front of the spiral cut ham.
Excellent! Now Mary, could you please adjust your son's toupee a bit? Nice.
Give us a peace sign Jesus. And one, two, three, cheeeeeeseeeeee!