Madonna and Child with St. John

Madonna and Child with St. John
By Raffaello Sanzio
1504
Painting
State Museum, Berlin

ST. JOHN: Squishy, my friend, you are gettin' chub! Have you tried the low carb diet? I went low carb last month and I'm already down one hair shirt size!

SQUISHY: For reals? Man I am kicking white bread to the curb!