The Nativity (The Adoration of the Christ Child)
By Zanobi Strozzi
Tempera on panel, 15 1/4 x 11 1/2 in.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
MARY: Son, son, what are you doing naked on the front yard lying on a towel?
SQUISHY: Working on my tan.
JOSEPH: Without sunblock again? You're grounded, young man!