Madonna of the Angels
By Master of the Castello Nativity
1445 - 1475
Alright, I want all eyes over here. Come on everyone, look at the camera. HEY! Now we only get together once a year and you can all behave for a second so I can get this shot. I see you rolling your eyes back there. Jesus, leave your chin alone and give me a smile.
DAMN IT I SAID ALL EYES ON ME...NOW SMILE!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Nativity, Adoration of the Christ Child
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Saint Anne Samotrzeć
Saint Anne Samotrzeć
By an unknown artist
National Museum in Wroclaw, Poland
See the giant lady on the throne/building? That's Anne, Mary's mom. Mary is the woman on Anne's lap whose lower body resembles a seal. And Jesus is on Mary's lap, holding his foot with one hand and a ball with a bird on it in his other hand. Good thing Anne is so big--holding too many people on your lap can tire a lady out.
By an unknown artist
National Museum in Wroclaw, Poland
See the giant lady on the throne/building? That's Anne, Mary's mom. Mary is the woman on Anne's lap whose lower body resembles a seal. And Jesus is on Mary's lap, holding his foot with one hand and a ball with a bird on it in his other hand. Good thing Anne is so big--holding too many people on your lap can tire a lady out.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Holy Kinship
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Circumcision
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Virgin and Child Surrounded by Angels
Virgin and Child Surrounded by Angels (detail)
by Ludovico Urbani
Active 1466 - 1493
Petit Palais, Avignon, France
Oh noes! Old man squishy's male pattern baldness is in the shape of an octopus.
by Ludovico Urbani
Active 1466 - 1493
Petit Palais, Avignon, France
Oh noes! Old man squishy's male pattern baldness is in the shape of an octopus.
Labels:
male pattern baldness,
Old Man Baby Jesus
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Madonna and Child
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Madonna and Child
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Madonna of the Broom
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Virgin and Child
Virgin and Child
by Alesso Baldovinetti
15th Century
Oil on canvas, 90 x 74 cm
Musée Jacquemart-André, Paris
So, this is more or less Jesus topiary, right?
Labels:
Baby Jesus Abuse,
Fashion DOs and DONT'S
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Virgin and Child with an Angel
Virgin and Child with an Angel
by Cosimo Rosselli
about 1470
Oil and tempera on panel, 28 3/4 x 17 7/8"
Museum of Fine Arts, Boston
Another carnation? Whatevs...
by Cosimo Rosselli
about 1470
Oil and tempera on panel, 28 3/4 x 17 7/8"
Museum of Fine Arts, Boston
Another carnation? Whatevs...
Labels:
Early Childhood Obesity,
Light in Loafers
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Adoration of the Christ Child
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Madonna and Child
Sunday, August 2, 2009
The Virgin and Child
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Madonna and Child
Madonna and Child
by Master of the Liverpool Madonna
15th c.
Now what do we have here? A mullet? A male pattern baldness mullet? A male pattern baldness mullet bambino with subliminal penis belly?
A trifecta of greatness, people!!!!!
by Master of the Liverpool Madonna
15th c.
Now what do we have here? A mullet? A male pattern baldness mullet? A male pattern baldness mullet bambino with subliminal penis belly?
A trifecta of greatness, people!!!!!
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