Birth of Christ

Birth of Christ
by Master of the Virgo inter Virgines
c. 1500
Oil on panel, 90,5 x 68 cm
Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna, Austria

I'd like to retitle this painting The Mies van der Rohe Adoration after the minimalist-chic manger Jesus is lying in.

I'd also like to rename the attending ox The Oh My God Cow.

And finally, I'd like to give baby Jesus some crackers or something. He's looking a bit lean.