Annunciation

Annunciation
by Jakob Mertens
c. 1660
Oil on canvas
St. Mary Church (Kosciól Mariacki), Cracow

Never, never in all my squishy Jesus viewing, have I ever seen a depiction of God's birth canal.

Check it out: God's on top holding a cross while baby Jesus squeezes out between two thigh-clouds. Below that Jesus, who's now holding a cross, air swims his way towards Mary. Mary receives news from angel Gabriel that she's been knocked up by God.