Nursing Virgin

Nursing Virgin
Last quarter of the 18th century 
Tempera on wood, 32.4 x 26 cm, 
Greek-Catholic Archdiocese of Aleppo, Syria

Mommy breast feeding....mummy?

Madonna with Child

Madonna with Child
By Master of Habsburger
circa 1490

SQUISHY: Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Adoration of the Kings

Adoration of the Kings
Attributed to Paolo Serafini da Modena
Third quarter of the 14th century
Tempera on panel, 9.8 × 12.6"
Sao Paolo Museum of Art, Sao Paolo, Brazil

Adoration of the Foot Fetish Kings.

The Adoration of the Shepherds

The Adoration of the Shepherds (detail)
By Jacob Jordaens
1615 - 1616
Oil on canvas, 147 x 168 cm
Collection of the National Gallery, Athens, Greece

POTATO CHEEKS!

Madonna of the Protective Coat

Madonna of the Protective Coat

Fresco

Pfarrkirche Altenmarkt

Hmmmmm....... 

 

Mystic Marriage of St. Catherine

Mystic Marriage of St. Catherine
From the school of Lorenzo di Credi
First half of 16th century
Oil on panel, 60 cm in diameter
Musee des Beaux-Arts des Nimes, Nimes, France

Marriage equality: it applies to obese infant saviors too.

Our Lady of the Expectation Appearing to Simon de Roja

Our Lady of the Expectation Appearing to Simon de Roja
By Francisco Rizi
c. 1654
Pen and brown ink, brown and gray wash on paper, 196 x 125 mm
 British Museum, London, UK

If in doubt, accessorize with an embryo.
 

The Infant Christ and St John

The Infant Christ and St John
By Lucas Cranach the elder
c. 1515 - 1520
Oil on oak, 11.4 × 7.5"
Lower Saxony State Museum, Hanover, Germany

Hummel figurines wearing transparent lingerie?  Check.

St. Anne with Virgin and Child

St. Anne with Virgin and Child
By a follower of Martino Spanzotti
1400's
Favria, Italy

A sweet picture for Mother's Day: Mary on Granny Annie's lap with Squishy J. emerging from a giant c-section on Mary's belly.

Holy Family

Holy Family
By Pieter Coecke van Aelst

SQUISHY: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Miss Thing needs her an upside down pear!

Our Lady Protectress

Our Lady Protectress
Second half of 13th century
Collection of S. Ryabushinsky

 The "Recovering from a Cold" Virgin and Child.
 

Mary and Baby Jesus

Mary and Baby Jesus
17th century
Painting from the choir of Sankta Maria Kyrka in Åhus, Sweden

See, when you're holy and touch heads with another holy person, your heads give off sparks.