Holy Family
By Santi di Tito
1564
Lamb hugs, not drugs.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Monday, April 28, 2014
Bath of the Child
Bath of the Child
15th century
Detail of a fresco from the church of Panagia, Amasgou, Monagri, Cyprus
SQUISHY: Brrrrrrrrr...that spaghetti water looks cold!
15th century
Detail of a fresco from the church of Panagia, Amasgou, Monagri, Cyprus
SQUISHY: Brrrrrrrrr...that spaghetti water looks cold!
Sunday, April 27, 2014
Virgin Adoring the Sleeping Baby Jesus
Virgin Adoring the Sleeping Baby Jesus
By Elisabetta Sirani
17th century
Oil on canvas
Museu Nacional de Belas Artes, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
By Elisabetta Sirani
17th century
Oil on canvas
Museu Nacional de Belas Artes, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Squishy is the centerfold
Squishy is the centerfold
My memory has just been sold
My Squishy is the centerfold
Squishy is the centerfold
Monday, April 21, 2014
Madonna, Child and Infant Baptist
Madonna, Child and Infant Baptist
By Fra Bartolommeo
1497
Oil and gold on wood, 58.4 x 43.8 cm
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
Infant Christ of the Constipation Face.
By Fra Bartolommeo
1497
Oil and gold on wood, 58.4 x 43.8 cm
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
Infant Christ of the Constipation Face.
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Adoration of the Child
Adoration of the Child (detail)
By Valentin Wolgemut
c. 1455
Tempera and gold on wood, 64.2 × 50.4 × 18"
National Museum in Warsaw, Warsaw, Poland
SQUISHY: Uh, hey, guys. I know it's Easter but I don't actually ascend to heaven for another 32 years. So, you know, don't be doing the blanket toss quite yet, okay?
By Valentin Wolgemut
c. 1455
Tempera and gold on wood, 64.2 × 50.4 × 18"
National Museum in Warsaw, Warsaw, Poland
SQUISHY: Uh, hey, guys. I know it's Easter but I don't actually ascend to heaven for another 32 years. So, you know, don't be doing the blanket toss quite yet, okay?
Friday, April 18, 2014
Theotokos and Child
Theotokos and Child
19th century
Wood, gesso and tempera, 66.4 × 51.3 cm
Yaroslavl Art Museum, Yaroslavl, Russia
I've had pretty bad insomnia lately, and this is more or less what I look like when I get up in the morning these days.
19th century
Wood, gesso and tempera, 66.4 × 51.3 cm
Yaroslavl Art Museum, Yaroslavl, Russia
I've had pretty bad insomnia lately, and this is more or less what I look like when I get up in the morning these days.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Our Lady of Help
Our Lady of Help
Unknown artist of Florentine school
1500's
Fresco detail
SQUISHY: When creepy devils try to grab my ass, my mom beats them off with a club. Coolest. Mom. Ever.
Unknown artist of Florentine school
1500's
Fresco detail
SQUISHY: When creepy devils try to grab my ass, my mom beats them off with a club. Coolest. Mom. Ever.
Monday, April 14, 2014
Mary and Baby Jesus
Mary and Baby Jesus
c. 1850
Reverse painting on glass, 45 x 34.6 cm
GOOMBAH Christ child with--bonus--mini mullet!
c. 1850
Reverse painting on glass, 45 x 34.6 cm
GOOMBAH Christ child with--bonus--mini mullet!
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Madonna with a Chair
Madonna with a Chair
By Guido Reni
1624 - 1625
Oil on canvas, 84.2 × 54"
Prado Museum, Madrid, Spain
SQUISHY: This art history racket is soooooo lame: I have to stand around in contrapposto stance all stinken' day while holding this strip of fabric over my privates.
By Guido Reni
1624 - 1625
Oil on canvas, 84.2 × 54"
Prado Museum, Madrid, Spain
SQUISHY: This art history racket is soooooo lame: I have to stand around in contrapposto stance all stinken' day while holding this strip of fabric over my privates.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Madonna and Child
Madonna and Child
By an unknown Russian painter
Fort Ross Chapel, Jenner, CA USA
Awwww--add some whiskers and they could be a pair of mice!
By an unknown Russian painter
Fort Ross Chapel, Jenner, CA USA
Awwww--add some whiskers and they could be a pair of mice!
Monday, April 7, 2014
Baby Jesus and St. Anthony of Padua
Baby Jesus and St. Anthony of Padua
By Elisabetta Sirani
1656
Private collection
Damn gurl, you fiiiiiine!
By Elisabetta Sirani
1656
Private collection
Damn gurl, you fiiiiiine!
Friday, April 4, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Virgin Mary and Child
Virgin Mary and Child
Cathedral of Pamplona, Pamplona, Spain
People act like Lady Gaga is such a fashion innovator---but she's not all that: Virgin Mary was so much weirder back in the day. She'd wrap her head in a metal doily just to burp the baby......
Cathedral of Pamplona, Pamplona, Spain
People act like Lady Gaga is such a fashion innovator---but she's not all that: Virgin Mary was so much weirder back in the day. She'd wrap her head in a metal doily just to burp the baby......
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