Madonna with the Infant

Madonna with the Infant
By Ferenc Innocent
Oil on canvas, 28" x 20.1"
Private collection

I'm really glad this piece is in a private collection, because I'd never want to run into this creepy thing in museum--I'd have nightmares for months.

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child
By an unknown artist from Belarus
Painting on wood
1644

Whoa--Squishy is wearing the first ever documented pair of Birkenstocks.  In Belarus!  In 1644!

Virgin Mary and Child on Throne with Angels

 

Virgin Mary and Child on Throne with Angels
15th century
Manuscript Illumination
From Codex Claustroneoburgensis, Stift Klosterneuburg and the Hill Museum & Manuscript Library, Klosterneuburg, Austria

See, this is what's so cool about being a savior: you can say "I want a penis-shaped throne floating on a giant pink colon."  Done.

The Madonna and Child with St. Anne

The Madonna and Child with St. Anne

Attributed to Bartolomeo Ramenghi, called Bagnacavallo

 

Granny Annie jazz hands!

Our Lady Petrovskaya

Our Lady Petrovskaya
14th Century

Who are you calling butthead?

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child
By Frank Duveneck
1868
Oil on canvas
Private collection

Our Lady and Son of the Hyperthyroid Eyes.

Holy Family with Elizabeth and Child John the Baptist

Holy Family with Elizabeth and Child John the Baptist
By Jacob Jordaens
1615

CAT (lower right): All right--while everyone's all distracted by the obese toddlers making out, I can steal this bird cage!

Madonna with Child

Madonna with Child
By an unknown Serbian painter
Archeological Museum, Agrigento, Italy

Nobody rocks an Afro-centric vibe and a natural like S.J.

Madonna and the Child Jesus Holding a Globe

Madonna and the Child Jesus Holding a Globe (detail)
By Fra Angelico
1433-35
Museum of San Marco, Florence, Italy

Good news Squishy: if the whole savior business doesn't work out for you, there's always Irish dancing.

Madonna with the Child and St. Francis

Madonna with the Child and St. Francis
By Francesco Francia
1510
Oil on panel, 27.5 x 21.5 cm

ST. FRANCIS: Heyyyy Skippy Jesus!

Our Lady of Kazan

Our Lady of Kazan

1700's

"My first name ain't Mary, it's Janet--Miss Jackson if you're nasty."

Madonna d'Orleans

Madonna d'Orleans
By Raphael Sanzio
After 1507
12.2 x 9.06"
Musee Conde, Chantilly, France

SQUISHY: Bitch please, I don't do the bottle.  I want some old school tittie milk and I want it now.

Madonna Enthroned with Saints

Madonna Enthroned with Saints (detail)
By Michelangelo di pietro Membrini
1495-1500
Museo Nazionale di Villa Guinigi, Lucca, Italy

OMG those are some heinously ugly lamps!