Friday, January 31, 2014

Nativity

Nativity
c. 1430
Painting detail from an oak altarpiece
Museo nazionale di Villa Guinigi, Lucca, Italy

Electric light-up Squishy gets the Smurf angel band serenade at his nativity.  Sometimes it pays to be the son of God.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Theotokos of Hudahaj

Theotokos of Hudahaj
1700's

Too sweet: matching mother and son soul patches!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Tobed Madonna

Tobed Madonna
By Jaime Serra
c.






Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Our Lady



Our Lady
By an unknown Coptic artist
Detail from Abadie, an illuminated manuscript 

Oh my, this is a shocker!  I never realized a certain King of Pop learned his best baby-dangling moves from Our Lady!!!!


Monday, January 20, 2014

The Virgin of Puy Amiens

The Virgin of Puy Amiens
By Antoine de Cocquerel
1501
Detail of an illuminated manuscript

Oh Mary, what a magnificent bush you have!  I'm relieved there are still some ladies ignoring that silly Brazilian waxing trend.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Holy Mary Siponto

Holy Mary Siponto
Egg tempera on panel, 129 x 81 cm
Cathedral of Manfredonia, Manfredonia, Italy

Sorry to be so blunt, Mary, but the whole drag thing just isn't working out for you.  And, gotta say, nobody believes that's a real baby on your lap.  

On the other hand, you guys are totally killing the sideways silver mohawk!
 

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Presentation at the Temple

Presentation at the Temple
By Giovanni Agostino da Lodi
Oil on canvas

SQUISHY: So a giraffe walks into a bar and shouts out "High balls are on me!"

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

The Triumph of the Innocents

The Triumph of the Innocents
By William Holman Hunt
1883-1884

Holy crap--did Jeff Koons vomit on this painting?

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Madonna of Rescue

Madonna of Rescue















A bit of advice for you, Mary and Squishy: stop accessorizing from Claire's Boutique.  That's strictly for tweens.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Adoration of the Magi

Adoration of the Magi
By Cigoli
1600-10
Museo Nazionale di Villa Guinigi, Lucca, Italy

KING: Look kid, I'm a king---I don't give pedicures.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Virgin and Child

Virgin and Child
By Cimabue

SQUISHY: I told you, mother, I wanted a Sophie the Giraffe chew toy. Get me one now.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Madonna with Child and Two Angels

Madonna with Child and Two Angels
By Domenico Puligo
Museuo di Palazzo Martelli, Florence, Italy

Spider-body Squishy: all legs and tiny midsection.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Nativity and Bath

Nativity and Bath
Early 15th century
From a Book of Hours, use of Bayeux
Illumination on parchment, 190 x 135 mm

OX: Oh my gawd, did you fart?
ASS: The smeller's the feller, buddy.


Wednesday, January 1, 2014

The Virgin and Child, a Landscape Beyond

Virgin and Child, a landscape beyond
German school
Oil on canvas










New Year's resolution? 
Take it easy on the acupuncture.