Madonna Nicopeia

Madonna Nicopeia

Byzantine Icon in St. Mark's Basilica

Venice, Italy

  

Yeah Boyee!!!

Madonna Nursing the Infant Christ

Madonna Nursing the Infant Christ
By Jan Provoost
1520
Oil painting

SQUISHY: Drinking my dinner, people.

Nativity

Nativity
By Blasco de Grañén
Detail of the Altarpiece of Oto, Museo Diocesano Barbastro-Monzón, Barbastro, Spain

ASS: Whoa, is this a baby or a  giant tampon?

OX: Check me out--my skin is red and my ears are really far apart!

MARY:  Look up at the weird clouds everyone!

JOSEPH:  I have the coolest halo, neener neener neener.

Madonna and Child with Saints Peter and Francis of Assisi

Madonna and Child with Saints Peter and Francis of Assisi
By Francesco Francia
Museo di Casa Martelli, Florence, Italy

A historic painting, in which we see Jesus presented with the world's first Lego castle.

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child
By Maestro dagli Occhi Ammiccanti
1460

Now remember Squishy, the secret to blush is to blend, blend, blend.

Dubious makeup application aside, this is a delightful painting.  Mary and Squishy are sharing a head scarf!  Squishy is pulling mom's finger!  Mary has crow's feet!

Holy Family

Holy Family
By Dr. Caballero
1697

If you from the streets like me, put your hands up!

If you rep your city like me, put your hands up!

If you put in work like me, put your hands up!

Nativity

Nativity

After 1235

Detail from Psalterium Feriatum

Daddy Joe, your mini-sombrero nipple hat is a fashion do!

The Madonna of the Carnation

The Madonna of the Carnation
By Bernardino Luini
1515
National Art Gallery, Washington D.C. USA

The Madonna of the Carnation and The Squishy Jesus of the Acupuncture Head.

The Circumcision of Christ

The Circumcision of Christ
By William of Nottingham
c. 1350-before 1375, 1380s and 1396-1414
Detail of an illumination on parchment

Mary's face says it all: "Rabbi, dude, the way you are holding that knife is so sketch!  I mean, don't you want to get closer to the action for so delicate an operation???"

Madonna of Humility

Madonna of Humility
By Sano di Pietro
Between 1440 and 1449
Tempera, tooled gold and silver on pane, 20.9 × 14.3"
Brooklyn Museum, Brooklyn, USA

The Morning-After-Too-Many-Margaritas Madonna and Child.

Adoration of the Magi

Adoration of the Magi

c. 1200

Illumination on parchment

Surly Squishy Jesus and Cross-eyed Trans-Mom Mary making this a Freaky Friday.

Salvator Mundi

Salvator Mundi
Bernard Lens II
1680-1725
Mezzotint, 215 x 160 millimeters
The British Museum, London, UK

Boom chicka wow wow!

Madonna with Child and Angel

Madonna with Child and Angel
Attributed to Marco Palmezzano
Tempera, 31.5 x 24.4"

The day will come, little Squishy J, when you're more interested in that chick with the see-though shirt on your left than you are in that bird....

Madonna and Christ Child

Madonna and Christ Child
By Franciabigio
Early 1520s
Oil on panel, 33.5 × 26.5"
Birmingham Museum of Art, Birmingham, USA

OOOOH GURRRL I've got to get me some pants!