Madonna and Child with Saints Jerome and Francis
By Francesco Raibolini
1500
Oil on panel, transferred to canvas, re-transferred to panel
24-3/4 x 18-5/8"
The Norton Simon Foundation, Pasadena, CA
ST. JEROME AND MARY: We're staring into the middle distance like a couple of zombies: weird, right?
ST. FRANCIS: Squishy, I'm having a nice long look at your package and that is not circumcised. I don't believe you're really Jewish.
SQUISHY: Bitch please, I'm practically inventing the contrapposto stance right here. I'm changing the course of art history as we know it and I can do that with or without a foreskin.