Madonna and Christ Child with Infant Saint John the Baptist and Three Angels

Madonna and Christ Child with Infant Saint John the Baptist and Three Angels
From the workshop of  Domenico Ghirlandaio
1485 - 1494
 Tempera on panel, 33.625" diameter
Birmingham Museum of Art, Birmingham, Alabama

Ermahgerd! Look at those cheeks...don'tcha just wanna sqeeeeeeze them!!!

Adoration of the Magi

Adoration of the Magi
By an unknown Polish artist
1500
Tempera and gold on wood, 56.1 × 37.2"
National Museum of Warsaw, Warsaw, Poland

SQUISHY (to King in red): You brought me a gold plated box of Kleenex?  WTF?!?!?!!?

The Virgin and Child

The Virgin and Child
By Francesco Sqarcione
1450
59.5 x 45.7 cm

Do not chew your fingernails Squishy--that's a nasty habit!

The Nativity

The Nativity (detail)
By Master of Spinola Annunciation
early 1300's
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York

Merry Christmas everyone....hey, I said MERRY Christmas, not wrap your kid up like a mummy and sit around looking all pissed off.

Madonna Enthroned with the Child

Madonna Enthroned with the Child (detail)
By Czech Master
1343
Oil and tempera on poplar wood
Gemäldegalerie, Berlin

MARY: Hey son, wanna pull my finger?

SQUISHY: Ewwwwwwww!

Nativity

Nativity

1200's - 1300's

Detail from an illuminated manuscript,  Calendarium, Latin Bible selections: Liber Psalmorum, Cantica with prayers; Hymns, etc.

Cologny, Fondation Martin Bodmer

MERMAID BABY JESUS!

Madonna and Child with Saints and Angels

Madonna and Child with Saints and Angels
By Matteo di Giovanni
1480
Uffizi, Florence, Italy

Now that is a forehead of biblical proportions!

Madonna and Child

Madonna and Child
By the workshop of Robert Campin
 Second half of 15^th century
Oil on panel, 10.7 × 7.8"
National Museum in Warsaw, Warsaw, Poland

Why is Mary's boob coming out of her neck?  Why is she wearing a dish towel on her head?  I'm so confuzzled!

Madonna with Child

Madonna with Child
Museo Correr, Venice


Call the police!  There's a naked 50 year old man squeezing a bird to death in the Museo Correr in Venice.  HELP!

Jesus Salvador

Jesus Salvador
By Josefa de Ayala Figueira
1600's

Homegirl gotta thing for see-though gowns.....

Seuse Kneeling Before Mary and Jesus

Seuse Kneeling Before Mary and Jesus
1490
Illustration from an illuminated manuscript, Einsiedeln, Stiftsbibliothek, folio 42, with writings by Heinrich Seuse

Mary's hiding all her nick-knacks inside her throne while a floating Squishy makes a peace sign.  He's got a watering can in his left hand so he can water Friar Seuse's flower halo.

Virgin & Child with St. John the Baptist & St. Francis

Virgin & Child with St. John the Baptist & St. Francis
By Sandro Botticelli
1480-90

Just when I think I've seen the most awkward Virgin and Child post, something like this comes along.  Is Mary hanging Squishy by spiderwebs or what?  And this is no b-side "Master of the Podunk Altarpiece": this a Botticelli!!!!!

Madonna with Child and Two Angels

Madonna with Child and Two Angels
1400's
Unknown painter from Vicenza
Tempera on panel

Squishy is either pregnant or he swallowed a bowling ball....