The Adoration of the Shepherds

The Adoration of the Shepherds
By Bernardino Butinone

Oh dear! The shepherd on the left is having a wardrobe malfunction: if that rip on his leg gets any bigger his booty's going to hang out.

The Sleep of the Infant Jesus, with Musician Angels

The Sleep of the Infant Jesus, with Musician Angels
By Carlo Maratta
1697
Oil on panel, 47.2 x 38.6 "
Louvre Museum, Paris, France

Alternate title: The Sleep of the Lard-Ass Odalisque, with Musician Angels

Madonna of Favona

Madonna of Favana
From the crypt of a tomb in Veglie, Italy

SQUISHY: Oh God! Mom has freaky fingers just like mine!!!!!

St. Christopher Carrying the Infant Christ

St. Christopher Carrying the Infant Christ
From the Falkensteiner Altar
By Meister von Meßkirch
1530

SQUISHY: Wheeeeeeeehhhhhhh! This ride is more fun than Six Flags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Virgin and Child

Virgin and Child
By Vittore Crivelli
1481
Detail of an altarpiece panel

Squishy's all primped up, ready for his Toddlers & Tiaras audition.

The Adoration of the Shepherds

The Adoration of the Shepherds
By Jacob Jordaens
1616
Oil on canvas, 62.1 × 46.5"
The Royal Museum of Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium

Check this out guys! When the lady pulls her boob out the kid lights up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our Lady of Belen

Our Lady of Belen
From an artist of the Cuczo School
1600-1700's
Oil on canvas
Museo de Arte de Lima, Peru

Awww......it's a little transbaby! Surrounded by a garland of baby heads!!!!!

Our Lady of Mount Caramel and St. Simon

Our Lady of Mount Caramel and St. Simon
1700's
Museu da Inconfidência, série Museus Brasileiros, edição banco Safra

St. Simon! Stop staring at Squishy's junk!!!!!

Virgin in Adoration

Virgin in Adoration
By Alesso Baldovinetti
63 x 33 cm
Musée Grobet-Labadié, Marseille, France

TINY ANGEL to Mary: Hey lady, did you drop this?

Madonna del Latte

Madonna del Latte
By an artist of the Emiliana School
1500's

SQUISHY to St. John: Okay cuz--you share the bowl of cherries and I share the breast milk. Deal?

Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God

Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God

Hand FAIL.
Forehead FAIL.
Crib FAIL.

Circumcision of Christ

Circumcision of Christ
By Jan Wielki
1485
Tempera on wood
Basilica of Saint Andrew, Olkusz, Poland

Squishy so does not look like he's having fun here! And no one else can even stand to look, except for the guy on the right with the green dress and red tights: he's all like "Girl please--don't even try to get near me with that knife!"