Virgin and Child
From the Royal Museum of Fine Arts, Brussels
New Year's Resolutions:
1) Master the art of sideways breastfeeding
2) Learn sign language
3) Do both simultaneously.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
The Nativity
Sunday, December 25, 2011
The Madonna of Humility
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Holy Family
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Madonna of the Milk
Sunday, December 18, 2011
The Adoration of the Christ Child
Thursday, December 15, 2011
The Madonna and Child with Female Martyr in a Landscape
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Image of Christ
Friday, December 9, 2011
Madonna and Child
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Madonna Incaldana
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
The Fountain of Life
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Virgin and Child
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Virgin and Child
Monday, November 28, 2011
Adoration of the Magi
Saturday, November 26, 2011
St. Gertrude the Great
St. Gertie is either wearing a talking Squishy Jesus brooch or (squint a little) a misplaced vagina.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
The Virgin and Child with St. Anne
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Nativity
Illuminated Manuscript from the British Library
The ox and ass are all like "What up Squishy? You levitating or somethin'"?
The ox and ass are all like "What up Squishy? You levitating or somethin'"?
Friday, November 18, 2011
Maria Lactans
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Child Jesus Lying on the Cross
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Circumcision of Christ
Friday, November 11, 2011
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Saturday, November 5, 2011
The Circumcision of Christ
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Adoration of the Magi
Monday, October 31, 2011
Flight to Egypt
Saturday, October 29, 2011
The Visitation
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Adoration of the Magi
Adoration of the Magi
By Jean de Montluçon
1500
Detail of an illuminated manuscript
This needs a new title: The Adoration of the Whatevs' Magi. Check out their expressions--they are like "I'm so over this". Especially the dude second from the right holding the trophy, he's rolling his eyeballs and saying "OMG this is lame" to the guy next to him.
By Jean de Montluçon
1500
Detail of an illuminated manuscript
This needs a new title: The Adoration of the Whatevs' Magi. Check out their expressions--they are like "I'm so over this". Especially the dude second from the right holding the trophy, he's rolling his eyeballs and saying "OMG this is lame" to the guy next to him.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Circumcision of Our Lord
Thursday, October 20, 2011
St. Anne with the Virgin and Child
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
The Gifts of the Magi
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Madonna and Child with Angels
Saturday, October 15, 2011
The Virgin Mary and Child
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
The Nativity of Our Lord Christ
The Nativity of Our Lord Christ
By Jacopo Torriti
1296
Detail of a mosaic in Santa Maria Maggiore, Rome
Joseph's expression pretty much sums this up: perspective WTF? Yes, this mosaic is another product of the School of Dubious Perspective. The manger is a Tesla puzzle. The ox and ass have no lower bodies, but are nonetheless eager to smell the tied up baby in the manager.
By Jacopo Torriti
1296
Detail of a mosaic in Santa Maria Maggiore, Rome
Joseph's expression pretty much sums this up: perspective WTF? Yes, this mosaic is another product of the School of Dubious Perspective. The manger is a Tesla puzzle. The ox and ass have no lower bodies, but are nonetheless eager to smell the tied up baby in the manager.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Adoration of the Kings
Friday, October 7, 2011
Virgin and Child
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Madonna and Child with Six Angels
Sunday, October 2, 2011
The Holy Family with Shepherds
Friday, September 30, 2011
Adoration of the Magi
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Virgin Hodegetria
Friday, September 23, 2011
Icon of the Theotokos
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Virgin Mary with the Ink Pot
Saturday, September 17, 2011
The Fouquet Missal
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
The Holy Kinship
The Holy Kinship
By Jan Baegert
1530
Listen up men standing in the back: maybe if you spent more money on birth control than on fancy hats you might get this population explosion under control.
Check out Squishy's cousin playing patty-cake in front of the basket of cherries--little guy has a bizarre body!
By Jan Baegert
1530
Listen up men standing in the back: maybe if you spent more money on birth control than on fancy hats you might get this population explosion under control.
Check out Squishy's cousin playing patty-cake in front of the basket of cherries--little guy has a bizarre body!
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