Madonna and Child
By Follower of Giotto
First quarter 14th century
Tempera on wood, gold ground,
24 1/4 x 16 1/2 in
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
Aww, mom--why the long face?
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
The Translation of the Holy House of Loreto
The Translation of the Holy House of Loreto
By Saturnino Gatti
ca. 1510
Tempera and gold on wood, 33 1/4 x 21 5/8 in.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
See, here's what happened: Ronald McDonald and The Virgin Mary had a baby named Squishy McDonald. They got their son a toy church to play with. After a while Squishy McJ got bored with the church so his parents hired some angels to hold the church up in the air so he could feel like he's flying.
In the background you can also see Squishy McJ's model boat.
By Saturnino Gatti
ca. 1510
Tempera and gold on wood, 33 1/4 x 21 5/8 in.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
See, here's what happened: Ronald McDonald and The Virgin Mary had a baby named Squishy McDonald. They got their son a toy church to play with. After a while Squishy McJ got bored with the church so his parents hired some angels to hold the church up in the air so he could feel like he's flying.
In the background you can also see Squishy McJ's model boat.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Madonna and Child on a Grass Bench
Friday, September 25, 2009
Madonna and Child with St. John the Baptist
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Joseph and Jesus
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Madonna and Child
Madonna and Child
By an anonymous painter of the Lucchese School
c. 1200
Tempera and gold on wood panel
El Paso Museum of Art, USA
Dear anonymous painter of the Lucchese School,
I was wondering why people look so grim in 1200. Was it the poor dental care? Also, were there babies around then?
Thank you and best wishes,
Matti
By an anonymous painter of the Lucchese School
c. 1200
Tempera and gold on wood panel
El Paso Museum of Art, USA
Dear anonymous painter of the Lucchese School,
I was wondering why people look so grim in 1200. Was it the poor dental care? Also, were there babies around then?
Thank you and best wishes,
Matti
Friday, September 18, 2009
The Virgin and Child with Angels
The Virgin and Child with Angels
by an artist of the Ferrarese School
15th Century
Tempera, oil and gold on panel, 58.50 x 44.00 cm
National Gallery of Scotland, Edinburgh
Holy moly (pun intended), this is an awesome painting! I'm loving the ye olde rusticy trompe-l'œil frame. And the angels wings--they seem less like something useful for actual flying and more like a cheap decorative accessory. Is there a Claire's Boutique for angels? Squishy is looking quite pale and sleepy. He has to hold on to his ma's belt for support.
by an artist of the Ferrarese School
15th Century
Tempera, oil and gold on panel, 58.50 x 44.00 cm
National Gallery of Scotland, Edinburgh
Holy moly (pun intended), this is an awesome painting! I'm loving the ye olde rusticy trompe-l'œil frame. And the angels wings--they seem less like something useful for actual flying and more like a cheap decorative accessory. Is there a Claire's Boutique for angels? Squishy is looking quite pale and sleepy. He has to hold on to his ma's belt for support.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Madonna and Child
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The Nativity
The Nativity (detail)
by Guido da Siena
13th Century
Louvre Museum, Paris
Here's a charming nativity scene: a lady in blue lowers Mr. Squishy by his subliminal area into a giant cup. Another lady, dressed in aqua, holds a picture with dubious perspective as if she's about to dump water on Mr. S. Joseph, aka Huge Halo, is distracted and maybe a little bit grumpy that he's fathered a child with such bulgy eyes.
by Guido da Siena
13th Century
Louvre Museum, Paris
Here's a charming nativity scene: a lady in blue lowers Mr. Squishy by his subliminal area into a giant cup. Another lady, dressed in aqua, holds a picture with dubious perspective as if she's about to dump water on Mr. S. Joseph, aka Huge Halo, is distracted and maybe a little bit grumpy that he's fathered a child with such bulgy eyes.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Madonna with Child
Friday, September 4, 2009
The Holy Family with the Infant St. John the Baptist
By a follower of Raffaello Sanzio
Saint John the Baptist: I love you Jesus--you look so nice in transparent lingerie!
Squishy Jesus: And I love you--you look fantastic in fur!
St. John: Someday, can I baptize you?
Squishy: Yes, and then we can get married and always always wear our matching halos!
Oil on panel, 19.68 x 27.56 "
Private collection, São Paulo, BrazilSaint John the Baptist: I love you Jesus--you look so nice in transparent lingerie!
Squishy Jesus: And I love you--you look fantastic in fur!
St. John: Someday, can I baptize you?
Squishy: Yes, and then we can get married and always always wear our matching halos!
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Madonna The Belozerskaya
Madonna The Belozerskaya
By a painter from Belozersk
First half of 13th Century
Tempera on wood, 155 x 106 cm
Russian Museum, Saint Petersburg
See, there was a shortage of babies in Russia during the first half of the 13th century in Russia. Also, at that time men had smaller heads due to a vodka shortage or something. So basically, the painter here had to work with a old, balding, pin-headed man as his Jesus model. Got it?
By a painter from Belozersk
First half of 13th Century
Tempera on wood, 155 x 106 cm
Russian Museum, Saint Petersburg
See, there was a shortage of babies in Russia during the first half of the 13th century in Russia. Also, at that time men had smaller heads due to a vodka shortage or something. So basically, the painter here had to work with a old, balding, pin-headed man as his Jesus model. Got it?
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