Virgin and Child
by Pedro Berruguete
c. 1475
Oil on wood, 65 x 52 cm
Private collection
Here baby Jesus expresses what can only be described as breast ambivalence. "Breast milk again? Meh. I'd rather hold your pinky finger."
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
The Nativity (detail)
Thursday, March 26, 2009
No. 18 Scenes from the Life of Christ: 2. Adoration of the Magi
No. 18 Scenes from the Life of Christ: 2. Adoration of the Magi
by Giotto di Bondone
1304-06
Fresco, 200 x 185 cm
Cappella Scrovegni (Arena Chapel), Padua
Baby Jesus has this mummy-plus-cape thing going on in Giotto's nativity, which is all right. But what is the deal with the dorky camels? Do camels have bangs any way?
by Giotto di Bondone
1304-06
Fresco, 200 x 185 cm
Cappella Scrovegni (Arena Chapel), Padua
Baby Jesus has this mummy-plus-cape thing going on in Giotto's nativity, which is all right. But what is the deal with the dorky camels? Do camels have bangs any way?
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Madonna and Child with two Votaries
Saturday, March 21, 2009
The Virgin and Child
The Virgin and Child
by Bernaert de Ryckere
Oil on panel, 66 x 50 cm
Private collection
Squishy Jesus does his best Statue of Liberty while a flabby, 40ish Saint John the Baptist simultaneously grasps his cross.
It looks like hair is sticking up on Jesus's head, but really it's post-halo radiance.
What's up with rocking cradle thingy Jesus is standing on?
by Bernaert de Ryckere
Oil on panel, 66 x 50 cm
Private collection
Squishy Jesus does his best Statue of Liberty while a flabby, 40ish Saint John the Baptist simultaneously grasps his cross.
It looks like hair is sticking up on Jesus's head, but really it's post-halo radiance.
What's up with rocking cradle thingy Jesus is standing on?
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Rest on the Flight to Egypt, panel from Grabow Altarpiece
Rest on the Flight to Egypt, panel from Grabow Altarpiece
by Master Bertram
1383
Paint on wood
Kunsthalle, Hamburg
Sometimes I wish I could talk with an artist, and in this case I have a few burning questions for Master Bertram:
1. Okay, so thing in Jesus's mouth is obviously a breast. So what the heck in Joseph's mouth--a detachable breast?
2. Mary and Joseph are fleeing to Egypt, so what is the key for that's dangling from his man-purse?
3. Why is Joseph holding a cymbal? Perhaps to entertain the family on that long donkey ride to Egypt?
4. Why are Mary's hands so huge?
5. Why does Mary get a fancy polka dot halo but not Jesus?
5. Why is the donkey eating a ball of dirt?
6. Does Jesus have a buzz cut, or a toupee?
by Master Bertram
1383
Paint on wood
Kunsthalle, Hamburg
Sometimes I wish I could talk with an artist, and in this case I have a few burning questions for Master Bertram:
1. Okay, so thing in Jesus's mouth is obviously a breast. So what the heck in Joseph's mouth--a detachable breast?
2. Mary and Joseph are fleeing to Egypt, so what is the key for that's dangling from his man-purse?
3. Why is Joseph holding a cymbal? Perhaps to entertain the family on that long donkey ride to Egypt?
4. Why are Mary's hands so huge?
5. Why does Mary get a fancy polka dot halo but not Jesus?
5. Why is the donkey eating a ball of dirt?
6. Does Jesus have a buzz cut, or a toupee?
Friday, March 6, 2009
The Holy Family
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Nativity
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The Circumcision of Christ
The Circumcision of Christ
by Hans Leonhard
1505-06
Wood, 26 x 15 cm
Christian Museum, Esztergom
Too bad this is such a crappy reproduction. Trust me, you're going to want to zoom in for the creepy details as Jesus goes under the knife.
Now come on! No one could possibly believe this small person getting his foreskin sliced is a baby. Not even the simple-looking peasant with the red hat....
by Hans Leonhard
1505-06
Wood, 26 x 15 cm
Christian Museum, Esztergom
Too bad this is such a crappy reproduction. Trust me, you're going to want to zoom in for the creepy details as Jesus goes under the knife.
Now come on! No one could possibly believe this small person getting his foreskin sliced is a baby. Not even the simple-looking peasant with the red hat....
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Holy Family
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