The Mystic Marriage of St Catherine, St John the Baptist, St Antony Abbot
by Michelino da Besozzo
c. 1420
Tempera on wood, 75 x 58 cm
Pinacoteca Nazionale, Siena
Here we see Jesus proving his love for Saint Catherine by giving her a ginormous ring.
It's all about the gold in this painting: the ring is gold, the hat-halos are gold, the chair is gold and the figures sort of float in a sea of goldness. I think the artist had a fun time rendering all the different skin tones, too.
Is that a rat in the lower right corner? Or a tiny pig?
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
French Bible of Hainburg
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The Holy Family
The Holy Family
by El Greco
1594-1604
Oil on canvas, 107 x 69 cm
Museo del Prado, Madrid
There's all sorts of strangeness in this mannerist painting. First of all, it appears that Mary is sitting on the lap of both her parents. Then there's Jesus's spherical head with its wicked case of male pattern balding and his weird Michael Jackson nose. And Saint John the Baptist? WTF is the deal with his, um, area? Mangina?
by El Greco
1594-1604
Oil on canvas, 107 x 69 cm
Museo del Prado, Madrid
There's all sorts of strangeness in this mannerist painting. First of all, it appears that Mary is sitting on the lap of both her parents. Then there's Jesus's spherical head with its wicked case of male pattern balding and his weird Michael Jackson nose. And Saint John the Baptist? WTF is the deal with his, um, area? Mangina?
Saturday, February 21, 2009
The Birth of Jesus
Friday, February 20, 2009
Holy Family with St Barbara and the Infant St John
Sunday, February 15, 2009
The Virgin of Humility
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Mystic Marriage of St Catherine
Friday, February 13, 2009
The Lactation of St Bernard
The Lactation of St Bernard
by Master IAM of Zwolle
1480-85
Engraving, 320 x 241 mm
Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
So Saint Bernard is hanging out in a lovely Gothic cathedral, reading the bible with his trusty miniature lion by his side. Suddenly, Mary and Jesus appear and Mary squirts Bernard on the forehead with her breast milk.
Jesus is totally chill with the milk projectile situation--he maintains his good posture throughout.
by Master IAM of Zwolle
1480-85
Engraving, 320 x 241 mm
Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
So Saint Bernard is hanging out in a lovely Gothic cathedral, reading the bible with his trusty miniature lion by his side. Suddenly, Mary and Jesus appear and Mary squirts Bernard on the forehead with her breast milk.
Jesus is totally chill with the milk projectile situation--he maintains his good posture throughout.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Madonna Enthroned
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Madonna and Child
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Holy Family
Holy Family
by Bernhard Strigel
c. 1505
Panel
Germanisches Nationalmuseum, Nuremberg
The banner over Joseph's head is Latin for "Now Son, if I've told you once I've told you 1000 times, stop wearing my shirts!"
by Bernhard Strigel
c. 1505
Panel
Germanisches Nationalmuseum, Nuremberg
The banner over Joseph's head is Latin for "Now Son, if I've told you once I've told you 1000 times, stop wearing my shirts!"
Labels:
male pattern baldness,
Old Man Baby Jesus
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Virgin and Child
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
The Birth of Christ
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