By Carlo Crivelli
1470
Painting on panel
National Gallery of Art, Washington, USA
SQUISHY: Yo! This apple is bigger than my head!
MARY: I wish the painter wouldn't make the stomach part of my dress look like a subliminal vagina.....
DONOR (lower left): Gah--why am I so tiny?!?!!? Next time I'm paying enough to at least be as tall as Mary's knee.
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