By Ferenc Innocent
Oil on canvas, 28" x 20.1"
Private collection
I'm really glad this piece is in a private collection, because I'd never want to run into this creepy thing in museum--I'd have nightmares for months.
Monday, March 31, 2014
Madonna with the Infant
By Ferenc Innocent
Oil on canvas, 28" x 20.1"
Private collection
I'm really glad this piece is in a private collection, because I'd never want to run into this creepy thing in museum--I'd have nightmares for months.
Friday, March 28, 2014
Madonna and Child
By an unknown artist from Belarus
Painting on wood
1644
Whoa--Squishy is wearing the first ever documented pair of Birkenstocks. In Belarus! In 1644!
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Virgin Mary and Child on Throne with Angels
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15th century
Manuscript Illumination
From Codex Claustroneoburgensis, Stift Klosterneuburg and the Hill Museum & Manuscript Library, Klosterneuburg, Austria
See, this is what's so cool about being a savior: you can say "I want a penis-shaped throne floating on a giant pink colon." Done.
Monday, March 24, 2014
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Madonna and Child
By Frank Duveneck
1868
Oil on canvas
Private collection
Our Lady and Son of the Hyperthyroid Eyes.
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Holy Family with Elizabeth and Child John the Baptist
By Jacob Jordaens
1615
CAT (lower right): All right--while everyone's all distracted by the obese toddlers making out, I can steal this bird cage!
Friday, March 14, 2014
Madonna with Child
By an unknown Serbian painter
Archeological Museum, Agrigento, Italy
Nobody rocks an Afro-centric vibe and a natural like S.J.
Monday, March 10, 2014
Madonna and the Child Jesus Holding a Globe
Madonna and the Child Jesus Holding a Globe (detail)By Fra Angelico
1433-35
Museum of San Marco, Florence, Italy
Good news Squishy: if the whole savior business doesn't work out for you, there's always Irish dancing.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Madonna with the Child and St. Francis
By Francesco Francia
1510
Oil on panel, 27.5 x 21.5 cm
ST. FRANCIS: Heyyyy Skippy Jesus!
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Monday, March 3, 2014
Madonna d'Orleans
By Raphael Sanzio
After 1507
12.2 x 9.06"
Musee Conde, Chantilly, France
SQUISHY: Bitch please, I don't do the bottle. I want some old school tittie milk and I want it now.
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Madonna Enthroned with Saints
By Michelangelo di pietro Membrini
1495-1500
Museo Nazionale di Villa Guinigi, Lucca, Italy
OMG those are some heinously ugly lamps!
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Virgin and Child
By Jacobus de Teramo
1460
Detail of an illuminated manuscript
MARY: I haz the flame halo. I stepz on the ugly monterz, bitchez.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Circumcision of Jesus Christ
1400's
Illuminated manuscript detail from Codex Vindobonensis Palatinus
Österreichische Nationalbibliothe, Vienna, Austria
Notice how, just as Squishy's junk is going under the knife, the building he's in is growing a boner of it's own, as if in sympathy.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Mary Breastfeeding Baby Jesus
By Josefa de Óbidos
1664
MARY: Look up there!!!! What is that?!?!?!
[Squirt]
SQUISHY: Gah!
MARY: Ha ha--gotcha again!
Monday, February 17, 2014
Our Lady of Dzikovia
By an unknown Dutch artist
I can't tell if Joseph is wearing a tiny top hat, or if that's just an awkwardly rendered halo. At any rate, Squishy is looking fab. Werq it girl!
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Virgin and Child with St. John
By an unknown artist from Belarus
1500's
ST. JOHN: Hmmm....should I keep the hairstyle?
MARY: I'm soooooo stoned.
SQUISHY: Ah, this silver-plated swaddling is surprisingly comfortable!
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Holy Trinity
1400's
Illuminated manuscript, detail from Codex Claustroneoburgensis
Stiftsbibliothek Library, Klosterneubur, Austria
So, if Hallmark every wants to start a line of Happy Good Friday cards, I know where they can get some inspiration...
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