By Cesare Vecellio
The Great Dane of baby Jesus's.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Virgin and Child
By George Nicholson
1930
Print on papyrus, 162 x 126 millimeters
British Museum, London, UK
You werq it Squishy!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Adoration of the Magi
Detail from an illuminated manuscript
Adoration of the "Meh" Magi.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Madonna and Child
By Maesto di San Jacopo a Mucciana
1410-20
Musei Civici, Pesaro, Italy
LOST: right breast of virgin mother. Last seen inside red gown. Please return immediately if found. Eternal reward.
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Presentation of Jesus at the Temple
By Ambrogio Lorenzetti
1342
Oil on panel, 257 × 168 cm
Galleria degli Uffizi, Florence, Italy
Don't ever get old, kid. Adults have scary wrinkles.
Monday, September 2, 2013
The Adoration of the Magi
Mid 15th Century
Illumination detail from a book of hours, use of Rome
While everyone's busy offering Squishy gifts, Joseph takes advantage of a little down time to grill out on his hibachi. Happy Labor Day everyone!
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Virgin Enthroned with Child
12th century, third quarter
Manuscript illumination on parchment
Please oh please will someone buy me this chair? There's a giant fleu-de-lis in it for you.
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Madonna Nursing the Infant Christ
By Jan Provoost
1520
Oil painting
SQUISHY: Drinking my dinner, people.
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Nativity
By Blasco de Grañén
Detail of the Altarpiece of Oto, Museo Diocesano Barbastro-Monzón, Barbastro, Spain
ASS: Whoa, is this a baby or a giant tampon?
OX: Check me out--my skin is red and my ears are really far apart!
MARY: Look up at the weird clouds everyone!
Friday, August 23, 2013
Madonna and Child with Saints Peter and Francis of Assisi
By Francesco Francia
Museo di Casa Martelli, Florence, Italy
A historic painting, in which we see Jesus presented with the world's first Lego castle.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Madonna and Child
By Maestro dagli Occhi Ammiccanti
1460
Now remember Squishy, the secret to blush is to blend, blend, blend.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Holy Family
By Dr. Caballero
1697
If you from the streets like me, put your hands up!
If you rep your city like me, put your hands up!
If you put in work like me, put your hands up!
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Nativity
Nativity
After 1235
Detail from Psalterium Feriatum
Daddy Joe, your mini-sombrero nipple hat is a fashion do!
Thursday, August 15, 2013
The Madonna of the Carnation
By Bernardino Luini
1515
National Art Gallery, Washington D.C. USA
The Madonna of the Carnation and The Squishy Jesus of the Acupuncture Head.
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
The Circumcision of Christ
By William of Nottingham
c. 1350-before 1375, 1380s and 1396-1414
Detail of an illumination on parchment
Mary's face says it all: "Rabbi, dude, the way you are holding that knife is so sketch! I mean, don't you want to get closer to the action for so delicate an operation???"
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Madonna of Humility
By Sano di Pietro
Between and
empera, tooled gold and silver on pane, 20.9 × 14.3"
Brooklyn Museum, Brooklyn, USA
The Morning-After-Too-Many-Margaritas Madonna and Child.
Friday, August 9, 2013
Adoration of the Magi
Adoration of the Magi
c. 1200
Illumination on parchment
Surly Squishy Jesus and Cross-eyed Trans-Mom Mary making this a Freaky Friday.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Salvator Mundi
Bernard Lens II
1680-1725
Mezzotint, 215 x 160 millimeters
The British Museum, London, UK
Boom chicka wow wow!
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Madonna with Child and Angel
Attributed to Marco Palmezzano
Tempera, 31.5 x 24.4"
The day will come, little Squishy J, when you're more interested in that chick with the see-though shirt on your left than you are in that bird....
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